Hey, that's just how I roll

A few minutes before boarding my flight I decided to grab a snack. I walked over to the Pretzel Wagon and ordered a large sesame with cheese sauce.

"$5.15 is your total, sir."

I opened my wallet and noticed that the only bill I had was a hundred. I took it out and asked "Can you break this?"

"Are you crazy?" Shaneequa asked. "I can't break that sir..."

"But that's all I have! Come on...ballers gotta eat too!"

Shaneequa's draw dropped to the cash register. Then the other woman behind her stopped in her tracks and said, "Uh uh...did someone just say 'ballers'?"

"Ok, I'll go get change and come right back."

I walked over to Starbucks and explained my situation. "Yeah, I need 5 twenties please. The people over at The Pretzel Wagon are hatin' because I'm a big baller and they can't handle it."

I returned to Shaneequa and bought my pretzel. It was delicious. But she still had this glare in her eyes...I don't know what her problem was. I mean hey, that's just how I roll.

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THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM STUFF I'VE DONE

It's hard work rollin' in the cheddar - but someone's gotta do it.